"From the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep...I'll be there by your side, just you try and stop me." ~Coldplay

"To resist is to piss in the wind...anyone who does will end up smelling..." ~Incubus

"He wants to make the warnings on packs BIGGER...yeah! He wants the whole front of the pack, to be the warning. Like the problem is we just haven't noticed yet...right? Like he's going to get his way and smokers all around the world are gonna go, 'yeah Bill, I got some cigarettes, HOLY SHIT!!! These things are bad for ya!! Shit I thought they were good for ya...I thought they had vitamin C in them and stuff!' you fuckin dolt! It doesn't matter how big the warnings are. You could have cigarettes called Warnings...you could have cigarettes that come in a black pack, with a skull and a crossbone on the front, called Tumors, and folks would be lined up around the block sayin, 'I can't wait to get my hand on these fuckin things!' I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up...it doesn't matter how big the warnings are...they're a drug we're addicted , OKAY???" ~Dennis Leary


"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter, get some Haagen Daas ice cream bars, whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man, some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, marshmallows, little marshmallows with the little chocolate bars make s'mores man. Also celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need 2 big pizzas man, everything on em with water.....a whole lot of water and..........funions." ~Brian (Half Baked)

"Nothing compares--nothing compares...to you." ~Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares"

"Let's drink some wine till we get drunk." ~DMB (Crush)

"Your skin...oh yeah your skin and bones, turning into something beautiful. You know, you know I love you so...you know I love you so." ~Coldplay (Yellow)

Love doesn't exist...the best we ever get is horny; horny and scared. So when we find someone who makes us horny, and we get too scared of the outside world, we stay together and call it love." ~Sexton Furnival


"I hear you're losing weight again...Mary Jane; you ever wonder who you're losing it for?" ~ Alanis Morisette


"I look at the cross...then I look away; give you the lungs to blow me away." ~ Deftones "Change (In The House Of Flies)"



"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
~unknown


"A true friend stabs you in the front." ~unknown


"This world is bullshit." ~Fiona Apple


"Fate sucks. I swear." ~drugstore cowboy


"Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club. "
~ The Breakfast Club (well, duh)


"Don't do anything I wouldn't do... or you might end up on the back of the Worm!!" ~ Trey Anastasio (Phish)

"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight." ~KC and the Sunshine Band

"I love him...I do! I love him, I love him! And I don't care what you think...I love him for the man he wants to be, and I love him for the man that he almost is...." ~Jerry Maguire

"Are you drunk? No...I have a cold." ~Dennis Leary

"I would never do a drug named after my own ass, okay folks???" ~Dennis Leary

"I used to be so big and strong, I used to know my right from wrong, I used to never be afraid, I used to be somebody, I used to have something inside, now just this hole that's open wide, I used to want it all, I used to be somebody." ~Trent Reznor

"I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green...Merry fuckin Christmas!!!!" ~Dennis Leary

"Tell me...did you fall from a shooting star; one without a permanent scar and then you missed me while you were looking for yourself..." ~Train


"Here's a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!" ~Uncle Buck


"So unless a kid just killed himself because he was being paid to have sex with the school mascot in a big vat of that colesaw...ya got nothing....call me when you do!"
~ Gus from Never Been Kissed


"Can I look up to you as you look down on me?" ~Smashing Pumpkins

"Even chicks dig ya." ~Matt (LOL)

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. I'm out." ~Mexican Guy from Half Baked


"Hands and feet are all alike...but gold between divide us. Hands and feet are all alike, but fear between divide us...all slip away ." ~DMB "Cry Freedom"


"I could never love again...so much as I love you. Where you end, where I begin, is like a river running through." ~DMB "Grace is Gone"



"I never meant to cause you trouble, and I never meant to do you wrong, and I, well if I ever caused you trouble, oh no, I never meant to do you harm." ~Coldplay "Trouble"

"Love hurts." ~ Nazareth


"Are you talking?" ~David Spade (Tommy Boy)


"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!"
~ The Devil's Advocate (Al Pacino)



"True love is needing someone because you love them...not loving them because you need them." ~unknown


"I'm not as think as you drunk I am." ~some funny ass bumper sticker

"I couldn't take the embrace of a real romance...if it'd race right through me. I'm better off the way things are." ~Fiona Apple